The Turn Around

If you have ever been to a nightclub that reeks of douche bags or Rapper wannabees, you have probably heard this line before:

“Damn, girl, you lookin’ hella fine tonight. Can I talk to you for a minute?”

Not a bad way to start the night. Sure, he’s not your type but one can always appreciate a compliment… at least his efforts. But like the class act you are, you smile and inform him you appreciate the compliment but are just not interested. As he pulls you in a little closer and begs you for just one dance you step back and stand your ground. Suddenly you hear this line:

“Forget you than, you hella ugly anyway!”

Let me just say, if you had hopes of getting laid tonight, this was probably not the way to do it. Not only are you guilty of “the turn around” and therefore making yourself look like a complete contradiction, you have officially lost 5 more potential females in the club. I can guarantee you that that same female has busted you out regarding your lack in swag etiquette to the entire group she came with. I mean after all, how can we not take advantage of this gossip opportunity?

Lesson: Do not be guilty of “The Turn Around.” If you get rejected, walk away and better luck next time. Hey, one of her girls may just fall for the most over used line at the club.