I debated inserting this piece into
my blog on the account of its controversy of not being exactly PG rated.
However, given that I have been witness to this ordeal on multiple occasions, I
just can’t take it anymore and it must be noted.
Sex. It is a beautiful thing. Even
more beautiful when it’s between two beautiful people banging it out. Now add a
mirror. One would hope that this mirror would provide an opportunity for you to
watch one another and help you feel like you just starred in your own porno.
Hey, I’m not judging. However, please, I beg you, do not make it blatantly
obvious that the entire time you are starring in this feature film that you are
the only cast member. Stop looking at yourself! I see you looking at yourself
for the last 20…15… Okay, let’s be honest, 8 minutes! Should I leave the room
and leave you and your reflection to yourself?
Lesson: Sneak a peek at your
performance, why not, you’re working it. But fellas, give your girl some credit
where it’s due and let her know you’re enjoying the view.
I can't believe guys that do that. I love banging my girl in front of a mirror to see her body motions. Especially the ones that I can't see at that angle.
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